Monstero
04-25-2007, 05:23 PM
Got this off another board. I'm sure many of you have seen this before, but it's always an entertaining read.
The true meaning of these words. . .
ARBITRATOR:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
AVOIDABLE:
What a bullfighter tried to do..
BERNADETTE:
The act of torching a mortgage..
BURGLARIZE:
What a crook sees with.
CONTROL:
A short, ugly inmate.
COUNTERFEITERS:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
ECLIPSE:
What a barber does for a living.
EYEDROPPER:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
HEROES:
What a guy in a boat does.
LEFTBANK:
What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
MISTY:
How golfers create divots.
PARADOX:
Two physicians.
PARASITES:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
PHARMACIST:
A helper on the farm.
POLARIZE:
What penguins see with.
PRIMATE:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
RELIEF:
What trees do in the Spring.
RUBBERNECK:
What you do to relax your wife.
SELFISH:
What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUDAFED:
A litigation brought against a government official
The true meaning of these words. . .
ARBITRATOR:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
AVOIDABLE:
What a bullfighter tried to do..
BERNADETTE:
The act of torching a mortgage..
BURGLARIZE:
What a crook sees with.
CONTROL:
A short, ugly inmate.
COUNTERFEITERS:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
ECLIPSE:
What a barber does for a living.
EYEDROPPER:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
HEROES:
What a guy in a boat does.
LEFTBANK:
What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
MISTY:
How golfers create divots.
PARADOX:
Two physicians.
PARASITES:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
PHARMACIST:
A helper on the farm.
POLARIZE:
What penguins see with.
PRIMATE:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
RELIEF:
What trees do in the Spring.
RUBBERNECK:
What you do to relax your wife.
SELFISH:
What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUDAFED:
A litigation brought against a government official